Unauthorized is their office nickname for Musk.

I don’t remember Uber being very good at explaining what the different tiers even mean. Maybe they thought it was a fancy car with a pool inside.

It’s on Poob. You can watch it on Poob.

The wolf moon is the full moon in January so it won’t be this weekend. The last total wolf moon eclipse was 2019 and the next one is 2047.

Isn’t spirulina more effective for capturing carbon than trees? And also you can eat it in the way you don’t normally eat trees? Trees are great and all but why do you want me to be angry about algae?

VIC-20

The ‘80s was just like that. Fun while it lasted but I am glad we have moved on and it is somewhat shameful to look back on now. I have so much nostalgia for the Short Circuit movies but I will never show them to my Indian husband, Fischer Stevens.

Turn down the temperature of your water heater.

I already got it from Humble, back when they still did DRM-free bundles.

I don’t really follow celebrity news, but I think the last time I heard about her she was praising Musk and her cybertruck. It seems she has been open about whose side she is on for a while now.

People lock their doors; everyone understands.

I have not thought of Manic Street Preachers in decades.

Thank you, evolution, for allowing me to see orange so I can get an head start and outrun a mother fucking tiger!

I might have missed the one wherein he makes electric cooktops illegal but I think that one is still coming, at least. And potatoes must use masculine pronouns. And it is domestic terrorism for Taylor Swift to be a meaniepants anymore. Something, something Dr. Seuss. Masturbation will make you blind (please self-report to the nearest blinding centre).

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